So I may have mentioned previously that although I don't cook, or even want to cook, I am hooked on The Food Network. I can watch for hours. I have all my regular shows and have learned lots about cooking. I even know what deglazing a pan means.
So anyway, point of my story is that when Meghan was staying with us I got her a little bit hooked too. We now refer to the shows on The Food Network as Food Porn. So totally appropriate.
Perhaps one of these days I will actually cook something. Stay tuned.
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Monday, December 29, 2008
Wisdom of Meghan
Gay guy: How do I make my friends more accepting of me?
Meghan: If your friends don't accept you maybe it's time for new friends. Dump them.
Meghan: If your friends don't accept you maybe it's time for new friends. Dump them.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
I know I keep telling him to eat a sandwich...
Tim: I'll try the Slamwich.
Denny's Waitress: Would you like bacon on that?
Tim: Will that increase my chances of having a heart attack?
Denny's Waitress: Probably.
Denny's Waitress: Would you like bacon on that?
Tim: Will that increase my chances of having a heart attack?
Denny's Waitress: Probably.
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Blogging from Starbucks...
...Does it get any better?
The wonders of modern wireless technology. Speaking of technology; I have finally moved into the realm of BlackBerrys. Well that is a bit inaccurate I guess. I do have BlackBerry data services attached to my account. I do not have a BlackBerry yet though. If ever there was a man who hated the word "backorder" right now it would be me. I ordered a BlackBerry Curve just over two weeks ago and last I heard it won't be in stock till the 15th of this month. I am hopeful that it will be here before Christmas at least. We'll see I guess.
More technology news. I bought a new Sony VAIO Laptop. You couldn't tell by me there is any economic crisis going on. So back to the laptop. I went with a 15.4" for the sake of portability. Basically I sacraficed the number pad and 2" of screen. I think it works out okay. Now I just have to have my most awesomest IT guy (you know who you are, Bryan) come and figure out why I can hook up to wireless at Starbucks but not on my own home wireless network.
So after Starbucks today we are off to Ottawa to check out The National Gallery. Ikea, need to find a bed for Lil' Timmy's room. We'll hopefully fit in a few friends as well though we have not firmed anything up really. We'll make some calls when we get there.
Hey, if any of my readers are hot lesbians. I am trying to get Meghan laid. Inquire.
That about does it for today.
The wonders of modern wireless technology. Speaking of technology; I have finally moved into the realm of BlackBerrys. Well that is a bit inaccurate I guess. I do have BlackBerry data services attached to my account. I do not have a BlackBerry yet though. If ever there was a man who hated the word "backorder" right now it would be me. I ordered a BlackBerry Curve just over two weeks ago and last I heard it won't be in stock till the 15th of this month. I am hopeful that it will be here before Christmas at least. We'll see I guess.
More technology news. I bought a new Sony VAIO Laptop. You couldn't tell by me there is any economic crisis going on. So back to the laptop. I went with a 15.4" for the sake of portability. Basically I sacraficed the number pad and 2" of screen. I think it works out okay. Now I just have to have my most awesomest IT guy (you know who you are, Bryan) come and figure out why I can hook up to wireless at Starbucks but not on my own home wireless network.
So after Starbucks today we are off to Ottawa to check out The National Gallery. Ikea, need to find a bed for Lil' Timmy's room. We'll hopefully fit in a few friends as well though we have not firmed anything up really. We'll make some calls when we get there.
Hey, if any of my readers are hot lesbians. I am trying to get Meghan laid. Inquire.
That about does it for today.
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